Monday, January 19, 2009

Bread and Milk



Our strung out hyper weather people and calling for snow in redneckville. Around here everyone knows when this happens the local grocery stores are out of bread and milk. (this means the grocery stores in the surrounding big towns) Can you guess what the local Wal mart here in redneckville is out of ??????? Marlboro lights and Bud light....No kidding, I went to get some dish liquid and Tide and I was the only person in the store without a case of Bud, Marlboro's and five frozen pizzas. The check out girl even said that the sale of beer was up by one hundred percent.

How did I end up in this town??????

6 comments:

Semi-Slacker Mom said...

Too funny!

preppyplayer said...

You crack me up!
it is funny though, how people act as though they won't be near a store for a week or two... 4 wheel drive anyone?

Preppy Coastee said...

hahaha do you know how bad you would miss it!! lmao.

we're moving into our own place (finaaaally..) so you and the kids should all come live with me this summer!! ;o)

<3

Preppy Coastee said...

ohhh... no that was the lap top mikey got for christmas. :o) mine is pink

Ashley said...

Poor thing...I feel your pain. I live in quite the Redneckville myself. Stay strong :-) Your blog is so funny!

Tickled Pink And Green said...

Lol.

One time I was in a Walmart and I swear I was the only one in there without a muscle shirt and tatoos.